Letters A Poll By Ken Volok, Isla Vista Tue Apr 15, 2014 | 12:00am Share this: Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on X (Opens in new window) X Print (Opens in new window) Print Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Add on Google Add the SB Independent as your preferred source to see more of our stories on Google. There are two stabbing victims and 15,000 drunks on your front lawn, who do you call? (a) Woodstock’s Pizza (b) The Media (c) Call no one but post selfie on FaceBook (d) The Police (e) Prof. Miller-Young